A very emotional quote on "Attachment"

Attachment is not when two people chat day and night
Attachment is not when two people can't live without each other
Attachment is not when two people can't stay away from each other for a moment
But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as 'Increment letter' and the attached file

is missing...
Thats when you realize the true meaning of Attachment 

Girl threw a used whisper

A boy donated blood to his girl friend,
After 5 days he wanted his blood back,
His girlfriend threw a used whisper at him and said,
I will give you in monthly instalments.

Husband fools wife

Husband: Today is sunday and i have 2 enjoy it. So, i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why 3 tickets?
Husband: For you and your parents.

Father why are we so ugly

Drive slowly

Banner in front of a corporate office: Drive slowly,
Don't kill the employees, leave them to us.
We do it in a legal way.