Whatsapp Jokes in Hindi -3

Bhagwan nkah uthya chho.... wo bole tu tah bada beimaan, 
sridevi dekhte hi teri neet kharaab ho gi.
Desi manas bolya .. maharaaj .. baat neet ki koni...

Mah to aap nah jaanu soon, Jah mah is nah naat jyata, aap doosri bah Madhuri dixit  nah kuen mah tah kaadhte, mah us nah bhi naat jyata , pher aap meri aali bhaagwan nah khaadte, ar , pher mah jah kahta ya meri sah , tah aap parassann ho kah tino manah de dete,

Ar maharaaj saachi bataaon..... nere tah ekke bua nah bus mah aati .. mah teen teen ka ke karta.. mera tah maran ka kaam ho jyata...





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Ek bai ek aadmi bujha( to know his future) padaan chala gaya. To baba ji bolya "baccha tere pai to shani ki drashti hai jo tera nuksaan kar rahi hai. Aur bhaviyshaye main bhi bahut nuksaan hone ki aashanka hai". To woh aadmi bolya baba ji koi illaj bataao.
Baba ji bole "baccha 101 Rs lagenge illaj ho jaayega".
Aadmi bolya baba ji 101 rs to konya.
Baba ji bolye accha baccha 51 rs de do shayad kuch yajj vagarah se kaam ban jaaye. aadmi bolya 51 bhi konya.
Baba ji bole accha baccha 11 rs de de kuch prashaad baant denge shayad kuch baat ban jaaye.
aadmi Bolya 11 bhi koni mere dhore to.
Baba ji bolye acha baccha 50 paise to honge chaye pine ke liye. Aadmi bolya 50 paise bhi konya babaji.
Baba ji bole" Ja baccha ash kar tu tera nahin Shani devta bhi kuch bigaad sakte".